John's Blogs and Stuff

Week 6 in the books! And that means we’re officially 33% through the NFL season. 9 more weeks of fantasy matchups before the playoffs begin. Still plenty of time to make some noise. 👀

Weekly Winners

• Rachael (The Curse of BaBa)
• Luke (Hotties ONLY)
• Gigi (GIGI19)
• Calli (Ayahuasca Aaron)
• Grace (my njigba)

Weekly Losers

• John (Lambunctious) 😔
• Drew (Let Him Cook)
• Shaun (Let’s Get Krafty)
• Alex (4th and 20)
• Kade (Tua Girls One Kupp)

Summary

Despite a very, very nice request not to, Rachael decided to spoil all of John’s happiness for the week. Things are going from bad to worse for SAD LAMB NOISES. A desperation move with the matchup coming down to the wire, they dropped Dalton Kincaid to try to get some production from the TE spot. Unsurprisingly, they got a whopping 0.5 points from Cole Kmet. The Curse of BaBa gets a huge victory to move to 3-3 on the season, beating SAD LAMB NOISE by a score of 91.84 – 84.96. The Lambs move to 2-4.

In a potential battle for the first overall pick next year, Drew put up maybe the lowest score I have ever seen in fantasy football. Drew’s going to have to take a long hard look in the mirror after this one, as he had two people in his lineup on a bye, and Josh Jacobs on the bench. Luke gets his first victory of the year, and we no longer have any winless teams! Hotties ONLY beats Let Him Cook 116.08 – 41.44. Both teams sit at 1-5 on the season.

Gigi gets a huge win this week, despite not having a QB. Rostering both of the 2 highest scoring running backs in the league this week (Cam Skattebo and Rico Dowdle) certainly helped! Shaun put up a valiant effort, but it’s tough to win when you get 146 points dropped on your head. GIGI19 beats Let’s Get Krafty 146 – 100.7. Both teams move to 2-4.

Grace just keeps on rolling despite getting absolutely nothing from her TE’s. She’s sitting in a good spot at 5-1, though she may temporarily be without Puka moving forward, as he left the game with an injury. Alex moves to 3-3 on the year, as my nji*** beats 4th and 20 by a score of 129.32 – 88.46.

DOWN GOES KADE. The perfect season is no more for him, as Calli keeps her perfect season alive. Is this a potential superbowl matchup??? Ayahuasca Aaron comes out on top, winning 128.3 – 95.25 against Tua Girls One Kupp.

A Safe Space

How’s everyone feeling about your team this year? Anyone feeling really happy with their team? Anyone hate their team and contemplating never playing fantasy football again? This is a safe space. Let your frustrations out.

I’ll start: Fuck you, Rachael.